You know you're an internet freak when...
- You refer to yourself and your friends with names such as "pimpdaddy2000" and "sugarbaby14" on the phone.
// OMG! I think people start calling me mr Polt here and there! - You have met more people online than you know in real life.
// This is soooo true. We have a lot of friend online. Some of them become so intimate yet we have not met them yet. Who cares. - You constantly type between *stars* to express emotion or your actions. *rolls eyes*
// Hehe! Always. Undeliberately following others, especially my sis Dihah yg comel :P - You use LOL, WBS, LMAO, JK, YGM, or any other net abbreviations, in real life.
// In writing, yes! But, have you ever heard someone laughing like this: "LOL" -- i mean, with the exact similar pronounce? I think i've :P - Your chair has an ass-groove because you have nothing better to do than sit in it.
- You have your own email, webpage, every possible messenger, a message post/board, your own chat, and a telnet talker.
// I've webpage at Geocities. In addition, i've a shared blog. I'm using Yahoo Messenger regularly and sometimes, MSN Messenger. I own Yahoo, Hotmail and Lycos mail accounts. Hurm! And terato and Netscape mails too altho i dun think i use them. :P I'm teratorian and post in the forum now and then. I join several online group like Malaysia-chess, sck9697 etc. Argghh.. ! Hehe! But still, they are manageable! Dun worry yah! :P - You spend 4 hours or more online each day, on a regular basis.
// Hahaha! 4 hours? More than that. Being online is my job. ( I dunno in my new company la! :P) - You are outraged if someone doesn't message you back, and you spam them with hate mail.
// Sometimes, yes. But, we have to think positively: the reason being, their line is suck at that very moment :P - You seem to value what people on the other side of the country think of you, whom you will most likely never meet anyways, and you burst into tears if Jiggy007 doesn't say goodbye to you.
- You've met more than twenty 17/f/blonde/blue eyes/skinny/big boobs/professional model people in chats.
- You acctually believe they're all big-breasted, blond models.
- You threaten to punish someone by banning them from your internet club or talker, as if it will affect their lives deeply. (oh boo hoo!)
// sounds familiar! :P - You openly admit your a looser, and rejoice in it.
- You dominate all chats and clubs, because you know everyone.
// It hards sometimes to join other groups when they have already known each other, and you are a new member in that group. - Everyone refers to you as "that cyber bitch" because of your incessent need to challenge everyone with your opinions
- You think that cybersex counts as loosing your viginity.
- You have imaginary cyber babies with your cyber boyfriend/girlfriend. You name them.
// :P How about cyber pet? - Your eyes hurt from staring at the screen, and there's a buildup of dishes on your desk. You haven't seen the light of day in a while.
// Yeah. Soo true, it happens to me. Yay, i'm a computer freak :P - You imposter people, ie. Celebrities, on a regular basis.
// Erk! - You SPEAK IN ALL CAPITALS BECAUSE IT'S COOL. Or you condemn those who do,
saying that they're huritng your ears. (It's friggen typing, how the heck does that hurt your ears?)
// Haha! All in capital isn't cool. It simply means people speak loudly. And it hurts my eyes more than my ears. :P There are people who dunno what it means to write in capital, when they do so, misunderstanding always occurs - like we think thay are angry, or the message is urgent etc :P - Your nickname is garnished with ~'s and *'s and such.
- You take your rank as an Admin. in a chat VERY seriously, as if it were a real profession.
// I dunno. I'm not an admin :P But, i've seen several who just as mean as that :P - You think you're God, because you're the owner or founder of a chat/talker.
- YEW DUN SPELL RITE N-E-MORE. And you acctually understand that.
// Hehehe! A lot of example! Assignment=esemen, catch up=kecap etc. :P But, that's not mine. :P - You get in a bad mood if you're away from your computer for more than 10 hours.
// No! Well, sometimes :P - You demand a picture from everyone, and you're always posting usless pictures of yourself. "Here's my left big-toe.."
// Long time ago, i used to ask for pics. But, not anymore :P Getting tired of it. - When you're not online, you're thinking about, or talking about what you do online.
// Yeah. Sometimes, i feel very uncomfortable when i haven't online for one day! Now, that's a serious symptom! :P